Adding a candle on your cake today means your…
Adding a candle on your cake today means your doctor will probably be adding another pill to your daily regimen of medicine.
Funny Birthday Wishes
Just think. Pretty soon you’ll be able to use…
Just think. Pretty soon you’ll be able to use the bathroom in your diaper again. That was the good life. Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer.
Isn’t it funny how you end your life like the way you…
Isn’t it funny how you end your life like the way you came out? You’re wrinkled, cold, and weak. Here’s to many more birthdays!
Old is in the eye of the beholder…
“Old is in the eye of the beholder.” That’s why it’s getting difficult to read.
Who ever decided to celebrate birthdays…
Who ever decided to celebrate birthdays must have been young.
You’re another year older and another year wiser…
You’re another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
This is a time of sentiment and emotion…
This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!
Your age should be in the Book of Records…
Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.
I’m not going to lie to you and tell you …
I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
I hate to tell you this…
I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.
Birthdays are a time of togetherness…
Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!
I looked all over for some classy messages…
I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
Wishing you a special day from your family…
Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
Happy Special birthday…
Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!
