Funny Birthday Wishes

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It doesn’t matter how old you get…

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, I don’t think you will grow up, mate. Happy birthday!

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It’s so good to be handsome and smart…

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Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???

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On your special day I wish that…

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On your special day I wish that mosquitoes would suck your fat instead of blood!

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Finally you are 21…

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Finally you are 21, and now you can legally do everything you have been doing for years!

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Happy birthday to my old friend…

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Happy birthday to my old friend. I hope that this year you are going to get a brand new disease. Take care!

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I wish you were older today…

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I wish you were older today… Oh, my wish came true!

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Do you know what famous person was born…

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Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day… I don’t know either. I only know of you.

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In some cultures, age is a sign of distinction…

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In some cultures, age is a sign of distinction that demands respect. Tell me. How many years of respect do I owe you?

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Two tips on your birthday…

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Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

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This Birthday was the easiest one to pick…

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This Birthday was the easiest one to pick a gift for you. The obvious answer was makeup because now you will have to apply lots of it to hide your age. Just kidding. Happy Birthday dear!

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